whats the name of the jew you used to have sex with that lives on evergreen?
be more specific...?
this girl im hooking up with thought my ring was a purity ring... apparently im taking it too slow
dude skip the party. it is a fucking post office here
what the hell does that mean?
nothing good but a whole lotta male and packages
I woke up wearing nothing but 7 partially eaten candy necklaces. Only one was around my neck. Don't even try to tell me I don't need plan B.
So last week was the 4th time a girl cried after sex. I'm seriously doing something wrong
We were driving to the party as he was giving me key bumps.. That's what I call team work
Hickey on my chest, threw out my elbow and now walking out my shame.
Youre getting too old for this
His pick up line was "your one sexy pumpkin, I'd love to carve." Why would you let me go home with him?
The fire alarm went off at 3 am in the freshmen dorm. So guess which junior everyone now knows is hooking up with a freshman? This girl...
How do I feel about a girl who has a g string tattooed on
See? I told you no boy in roller skates could be entirely straight.
So besides your brother walking in on you shaving and singing "I'm gonna get asssss" how was your night
Friends don't let friends go vibrator shopping alone.
I said no to friends with benefits because it was too much commitment
No way hahaha I have zero intention of adding him I wanna just join in on a three some but mostly just be there for moral support and snacks
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