Dual....:-)
i think if you made a shrine it would be creepy
Just saw my neighbor passed out in his front yard, leg stretching into the road. Full beer in his hand.
Shes from jersey what did you expect her to say when you asked her if she did coke? Its like asking some1 from a third world country if they are hungry
how to cook rice: 1. put random amount of rice and water in a pot 2. have sex on the kitchen floor. when you are done having sex the rice is ready
Puked in my laptop case in the middle of my nutrition class.
Oh so it was one of those "I shouldn't have gotten in a cab with a random 21 year old girl" kinda nights.
I'm drinking screwdrivers in the pool naked. Call 911 if I don't check in regularly
An there's a little girl across the bar eating Mac n cheese... #1 she won't stop looking at me. Boo bitch I'm drinking alone. #2 I'm about to tackle her ass for that Mac n cheese.
We fist bumped behind their backs while drunk hooking up with them... Do other girls do this too? Or is it just us?
What's great about college is that i can eat chocolate cereal for every meal and call it a money saving technique.
she's just been through a whole lot lately. When the crazy starts leaking out we give her vodka and lock her in the room with all the pillows.
so that's what that room is for...
In two separate occurrences, I could have avoided getting my heart broken, and chlamydia, all with a left swipe.
So on a scale of 1-10 how mad would you be if I sent you a picture from the inside of a strip club
he broke off the kiss to ask "can I grab your boob?" like props for asking for clear and concise consent but there HAS to be a sexier way to do it
Randomize
