i think the fact that he graduated high school the year i graduated elementary school is sexy.
Her father's a cardiologist, her mom's a lawyer...she just went from a 5 to a 10 real quick.
He was in a gay KY jelly commercial. Jew male model. Reasons not to sleep with him. Go.
I have reached the point in my life where I realized this is what I'm going to do for the rest of my life. Eat, shit , bar, drink, drank, drunk.
hey, you wanna get together over coffee or something?
is this code for 'i just got broke up with and i need a sympathy dicking'?
how did you know?
I was told my cock was a religious experience.
Watching videos from last night and u go "I should be the president, I can get whatever I want w my tits"
New rule: I am no longer allowed to speak
There's a chance I told a cop that I was ready for him to strip I may have even taken some ones out of my purse and stuck them in his holster
wow thanks for pushing me towards an older man
you gotta start somewhere if you're going to be a trophy wife
It's a lube slip n slide down the hallway now. Details later.
the night was just a blur of sex and pie
he just left the suite without pants on wrapped in Christmas lights
Sexting is killing my work productivity but it's okay because I'm self-employed
He literally knows my vagina better then I do.
I just bought sparkling water with plan B. I am the most basic bitch to ever exist.
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