My ? Is...... Would it be sweet or creepy to take a girl on a first date to chigago?
creepy.
The party tonight has no theme but I decided to go as a home wrecker.
why would she put his p in her m after it was in her a? that's gross
its gross she let him put his p in her a nevermind his p in her m after p in her v. cleaning up is necessary
i put my m on your v after my p was in your v. no big deal
if i died would you start the facebook group?
i can hardly tell the difference between falling asleep and passing out anymore
According to last night if you on the sidewalk at 12 a|m\nYour a WHORE !
i now officially have to be stoned in order to look like my passport when i go to a different country
hungover at the ER to get half my contact removed from behind my eye. Not the start to the weekend I was hopin for
I got so drunk last night that I drunk texted myself. "hand jobs are the currency of the future"
I just dried my bra with your hair straightener because the drier is broken again.
I'm sitting in the shotgun seat of my car on full recline trying to pretend everything is ok
Apparently I thanked the paramedics over and over again for saving the "happy new year" beads that I was wearing
I'm fucking camped out by the bathrooms. I think the poopatrator is in there. Wtf is my life
Almost an end to the saga.
welp, we watched the human centipede high last night and my mind literally shut down, when i came to all i could hear was mel saying EAT EAT HIS SHIT
he's fucking insane. he's worse than me. is that even possible? I'm only with him because his dick is huge. I need Jesus.
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