we should wear snuggies to the strip club
10 dollar pizza all the toppings you want. Wait Until You See This Pizza
How long can I microwave pasta with a 20 percent alcohol content?
He threw me out a window and then threw raw ground beef at us. Normally you'd hate someone for that, but that guy's great.
You can't possibly imagine how much I miss you. At least I'll always have that hidden folder in my computer.
He just told an 8 year old to go fuck himself so we probably won't be in the butterfly exhibit much longer.
I literally just fucked insane clown pussy. 24 yo nut job moonlights at children's parties. Gave me head while still in full clown makeup from my kid's birthday party.
I may or may not be wearing slippers and a TMNT hat. This thing better not have a dress code.
Good. Go forth, young stallion. Destroy the vaginal region with your tidy crotch.
He asked me who my new boyfriend was and I showed him a picture of my sex toys.
Talk about having your cake and eating it he has basically demolished the whole fucking bakery
The sex definitely would have been a perk. But not sitting in a ditch was what I was going for...
I possibly am a tad bit not really but maybe slightly intoxicated.
I made him fuck me while wearing a Thor helmat from Walmart. Geek sex is the best sex
yea i'll help you find a man. but, when I say jump, you say on who.
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