my vagina has a 5:00 shadow
she said it was ok for her to take her top off in the hot tub but she didn't take off her bottoms because that would be slutty
I jsut got pulled over and passed the sobritaty test.
Good thing spelling doesn't count.
She jerked me off while she drove us back from Denver going 70mph. It was both the scariest and most erotic moment of my life.
its my first week of college and i have a UTI
not easy being a whore now is it
He's still filling me in on the details. mid-table dance i asked to go water skiing?
We drove around last night shotting fireworks out the window while they had sex in the back of his car
I barely remember the girls that I got pregnant, you think I'm gunna remember the ones that played handball
Every pair of shorts I try on makes me look like some kind of powerful lesbian wizard.
That is like, the point of shorts
You yelled "Everybody!!! Round of applause to Jill for not doing anal!!" Right in front of him.
holy shit I was not prepared for her to whip out that dildo
We were supposed fuck one time, but ended up fucking for 2 years.
their motto was "the first one to get arrested wins" so of course today was interesting
I only have sex with you to have a memory to masturbate to.
i had sex with a girl named after a fruit last night and it was the best thing to happen to me in 2020
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