Hilbilly word of the day is cedar, example....I knowed she ain\'t got no panties on cuz I cedar cooter.
my dad just encouraged me to do a kegstand
We're gonna have to suck it up and start making out for free drinks. No homo. I'm watching Tyra "I kissed a girl and I got free drinks."
Let's do it. All homo
so I just asked a Chinese man and found out our tattoos actually mean vagina...
I wish I still had pics from the prostitute I paid/dated
So, do you think I should wash the ashes off of my forehead before going to the strip club?
I just saw a group of 50+ year old women all wearing shirts that said "drink up, bitches" ...please tell me that can be us some day.
I'd rather be castrated by angry chipmunks Than live your life for 24 hours
OMG. Dad just threw a 100 dollar bill down on the table for a girl to lift her shirt. I think he was kidding, but...
I have to have sex on a bidet. I'm not sure what kind, but it's reason #4 for an Italian vacation!
So after taking my shirt off, he pulls my bra off like a hockey jersey. FUCKIN PRO. Guy knew what he wanted.
I just want a boyfriend who will have sex to Disney Pandora.
Is there anything more American than getting day drunk and watching Hulk Hogan promos?
Why does everyone always assume I'm fucking their boyfriends?
You are fucking her boyfriend.
I'll call you on my way home
Oh my god I'm going to die between now and then... can you at least tell me if y'all hooked up???
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