fix you gags fore go to garrits please? !!!!!!!
What does that mean?
How when the cu k dos I yet u
Focus
how do i tell her that i need alcohol to fuck her but at the same time i cant get a hard on with alcohol.
oh ps. last night you kept telling me to calm down because everything was fine cause you were getting "arab money"...
Seius question. Does a penis floar when ina baht? Must find out.
I'm lost. Please come find me. I'm inside the I-270 circle somewhere. I can hear laughing.
the remote is under the fat chick passed out on the couch. Good luck .. and may god have mercy on your soul.
Boys DO look like their dicks. Its like dogs.
Toilet is so comfy. Serious question/why does weed make every surface feel like bed?
Its not gay if you're best friends and there's less than an inch of dick in the picture. That's where the line is drawn
I got laxative. And a toothbrush. Because who wants to buy just laxative on a Friday night?
Not gonna make it. My ovaries are playing laser tag
I stole us four large rolls of toilet paper from the hotel carts. I feel like the breadwinner in this relationship
If I die here, tell my vagina and my cats that I'm sorry.
It's not a walk of shame if you run
I needed to pee, so I climbed out his window
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