And people are going to start dressing like that in public, it's just ridiculous, the goths and now the GAGAs
Im watching him eat cream cheese and hot dog buns.
His words said "save me", but his penis said "I'll take my chances"
If you really wanted to hide the fact you were gay, you could have at least had the sense to not get drunk in the same bar as your bf.
You're too morally constrained. I firmly believe that you should be less concerned with how young she is and more excited by the fact that she's not jailbait by virtue of a legal technicality.
Whiskey dick is like insurance for making bad decisions
You have not lived until you've puked on your sequined UGGs in the Rite Aid parking lot while going to buy emergency contraceptives.
A dude I dated in high school just put a status about National Coming Out day. I checked his relationship status. He is dating a dude. Hello, Friday.
Its not often you get to say, "The security guard at my job is my new drug dealer," but as of last night, I get to say it.
I just want someone to put their head on my boobs and laugh at my jokes ....
I think I puked in the middle of sex last night if that's any indication as to how drunk I was.
I have a horrible feeling I left my dildo in the kitchen today after washing it. This is my life.
We fucked. Had a political debate. I won. So I sat on his face.
You're a mystery wrapped in an enigma wrapped in a redhead
When I type "sleep" my phone suggests "with Trevor". My phones an asshole.
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