Full bush! Can't stay! Need ride! Come on bro!
This ain't no lie cnn says sonny n cher's dtr chastity is going to have sex reassignment surgery to become a man named chaz
Not surprised. I always thought Cher was a very passable post op transexual.
I just filled out my 2010 Census drunkenly. I'm single handedly throwing it off.
He snuck into my grandmothers house, broke her lamp, fucked me, then had breakfast with us the next morning. I am an awful granddaughter.
Its official. 'Jingle Bell Rock' gives me a boner. Thank you Lindsay Lohan & Rachel McAdams.
Grandma just handed out bail money... it's officially christmas
Walked girl from last night to car as gf was driving up. Got slow clap from neighbors.
Remember when I said "no boyfriend, no problems"? I lied. Tequila. Tequila is a problem.
My month off booze swimsuit season diet plan is working well. Plus I'm learning so much about my house, did you know a girl named Meagan lives here?
Would fucking the college coach be against recruiting rules?
I had an epiphany. If a dude dressed up as Batman to ask me out, I'd prolly marry him.
I wouldn't know what to do. You never really mentally prepare for a cactus getting thrown at your face.
Come over.
Look lady I can't have sex with you EVERY day. I have things to do.
I just thought that if your brother was ever going to invite me over again, he probably shouldn't catch me fucking you in his bathroom.
The only thing good about being back at work is the lunch time hand jobs from the MILF
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