Well, I'm a guy so I don't have one, but if its anything like the inside of my nose, yes, vodka would burn.
once I found out that a naked stripper wasn't gonna pop out of the cake I kind of just lost interest in the party
I'm drinking sangria out of a sand pail. I'll pass on tonight
You stood outside his house all night throwing your sister's leftover Easter eggs and singing 'now you're just somebody that I used to blow'
I think I may have walked up to her while she was with her friends and asked for a "do over".
I wish we knew morse code and could knock to each other through the wall
We were high as shit. We argued for like ten minutes about going to Dunkin Donuts and then just ended up rolling down hills. Thanks for the weed.
There are only four things in life that are certain. 1 Death, 2 Taxes, 3 The wu tang clan aint nothin to fuck with, and 4 you will never be more important than taco bell
What do you mean you don't want me to steal the manikin do you have any idea how expensive inflatable dolls are I can't get that for your birthday
Can you pick up from work today? There's a surprise for you on the bed and I haven't gone blind which is positive.
NO HOOKUPS IN THE CAR. I will try as i might to practice what i preach, but there are no guarantees.
If I could sit on this toilet forever I would totally do that right now
also. got fucked to usher last night. dunno if thats a new high or a new low
Was it at least a good usher song?
I need to stop acting like a porn star that isn't getting paid
HOW THE FUCK IS IT POSSIBLE THAT THE JUNIOR HIGH STUDENT IS BETTER AT BEING AN ADULT THAN I AM!?!?
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