Dork........ .......... .. . ...... ........... .. . ... ...... .. . .... ..... .. .... ... .......... .... . . ..... Yeah its morse code, no big deal
If facebook stalking was a job I would totally pown it
When my girlfriend drinks sangria it's like winning the vagina lottery
So we sucessfully lit our bathtub on fire. Thought you should know.
he is a creepy guy.
yea thats what heroine does to ppl.
you spent 5 minutes trying to open an empty PBR and kept saying "don't worry i'll get it i've been working out"
Just crossed the line from casual pregrame to public intoxication. Shotgunning in a bus shelter.
Can you explain to me the broken disco ball in my front yard?
We found her on a strangers doorstep chanting "I know someone will let me in" it took 2 of us to drag her to the car.
Do you know what your brother wants for his birthday?
Yeah he said he wants a decent blowjob for a change.
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I'm just looking out for you.
Had a booty call cancel on me tonight. Said he hurt his back. So this is what single and 30-something is like. Suck.
Dude... She just sent me a story of how she wants to fuck me on a boat and call me her captain.. Well ahoy mateys, lets set sail
And then he peed in my hair
My parents are being so annoying about my colon.
My brain is like a TV with 10 channels, 9 of them are static and the other one just plays that one Nagito Komaeda edit on loop 24/7
Randomize
