He had some BAD nuttage
Nuttage?
It's like cleavage......... but different
My male hookup buddy is gonna meet my female hookup buddy, let the awkward hookup games begin!
I don't remember her missing an ear while we were at the bar
He said he wouldn't use a condom because he didn't want to kill anymore trees.
Can you explain to me how i got kicked out of a bar last night, from outside the bar?
I sold him an eighth while trippin balls wearin my girlfriends tutu and tube top. and i was talking about albinos the entire time
well, he defiantly picked the right guy to buy drugs from
If you've never been pounded by an Eastern European body builder, I would highly recommend it.
The cops came, and I made friends with him. He wants me to babysit his kids.
You should be able to leave recommendations on Tinder.
I didn't think this needed to be said, but our sexts are an emoji free zone
... drunk me broke the coffee table?
STOP TALKING ABOUT YOURSELF IN THE THIRD PERSON. YOU DID THE THING.
You wear a dinosaur suit one time and everyone thinks you're a furry. Fucking hell, man.
ive decided that just saying "yes" when people assume I am something other than Caucasian will highly benefit my love life. last night I was native.
Heard about your divorce. Let me know if I can do anything for you or your penis ;-)
He ate me out in the warehouse on a pallet of sunlight soap. I fucking love night shift!
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