i'm sleeping with myself tonight because i remember my name and i won't regret it in the morning. sorry.
We were so tired we rock paper scissored for who would be on top. I won.
And by the way, how is me getting head even remotely comparable to you fucking 3 guys?
It was great. Even bought me breakfast in the AM
From?
Well, he didn't exactly take me out, but left a $20 on the table...
I could get a dump truck for 1000. Think of the possibilities.
after last halloween when i met that 26yr old guy from russia who was hot until we madeout and he became obsessed with touching my forehead after the ecstasy he did and then tried to sell me pills from an m&m mini container, i think im staying away from parties downtown
It's a journey
And the destination is his penis?
Precisely.
Well, my eyeball is red and the rest of my eye is black. Oh the joys of drinking with u. PS- I laid in a pile of sawdust. it was ok at the time.
I forgot that places existed where drinking on Sunday is frowned upon. It's just so unreasonable.
Drunk Jeff aka Dreff thinks he's about 3x cooler than be really is and about 100x better at dancing than he really is
So far I've taken two naps, went out and bought a pizza called the Hipster, and in 15 min I'm gonna make a snow angel. Conquering Snowlandia. How bout you?
He was telling me about how he's leaving on his Mission next week... While we were having sex in the back of his car.
I'm running late...how do you explain period shits to your boss?
I agree with that homeless guy though, you do need a haircut
2017 is gonna be explosive... Already watching fireworks out the window while shit my brains out. Happy Ew Year
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