too bad you live with your parents still
i may or may not be hanging out with a boxer who has a daughter tonight. and he just spelled "honestly" like "onistly". He has prob taken a few too many hits to the head but he's hot at least.
if i see another status about New Moon, i'm gonna punch a baby
Every time I type "should" my phone autocorrects to "shouldn't". even my phone knows my ideas are terrible.
stayed up until 6am doing my presentation on buddhist art and the practice of chanting. took shots. did drugs. the powerpoint now includes a sesame street style game (with chicken/puppy clip art), an xzibit music video (and quotes about section eight and eating steaks), and a reference to a german metal band (universe). this is going to be the best presentation ever
counting down the days left of school on my birth control packet.
all i could think was her face looked like a farm accident
Me too it's so nice. Debated studying out there but woulda been 90% babe-watching 5% flexing 3% studying and 2% talkin my boners down.
Its summer. Time to get to the freshmen before the weight does.
In other news my cocaine dealer got arrested for heaving some kid out of a fourth story window.
I'm proud of you for choosing to be an organ donor on your fake!!
I'm to the point where I just want to get back at him in a hot man sex tornado way.
Medicine hack, old crowe and ramen flavor packets isnt a cure for the cold.
Are you aware that you called your mom to say hi before you dragged the random guy into bed last night?
Im not as flexible as I once was, but I still managed to get eaten out in the front seat of a hummer behind keddies.
Randomize
