You feel like going out tonight?
Does a 14yr-old girl look good beat up? I'll bring the handle
I totes stole your whore crown.
With great power comes great responsibility.
No we didn't have sex. I got my period on his finger.
Tonight marks the 1 yr anniversary of me waking up in a bush. is that reason enough to celebrate?
She alternated between blowing me and feeding me bites of the sandwich she made for me.
Haha I will however wear glass and and draw a lightning bolt scar if you want to have sex that way, and that can be the only time you can call me Harry.
So we just left her at the hospital. She is not ruining my Monday night
Fell down the metal stairs and some guy tried to fight me after you left. I fell asleep with cadbury eggs in my mouth too.
I know you're my sister, but I'm pretty sure I'm going to have sex with one of your exes this weekend. He's probably not gay, but I'll let you know.
Fuck edible panties there is a dress made out of bacon
I say that because you at one point were like a mama spider covered with baby spiders only you were a man covered with strippers.
We celebrated our relationship by shotgunning beers on his lawn in our underwear. I may have to marry this man...
Letting Freddy Krueger eat me out = HAPPY HALLOWEEN TO ME!!!
I made a powerpoint to trip to.
you are so studious.
It still amazes me Mike had to have neck surgery after eating me out so much.
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