how can you tell if its a queef or a fart from that close?
if another girl says "im usually cleaner down there" I'm just going to shoot myself
I've hooked up with three guys in my accounting class. I'm beginning to think my teacher failed me so I can start getting laid again.
dont worry it didnt get any better. she locked herself in his room and was screaming at the top of her lungs "IM GUNA PEE ON YOUR BED"
We have to use a contraceptive. God help the world if another one of us comes into fruition.
I resisted the temptation to hold the cake in one hand to alternate bites with the ruffles I was eating. I decided that might make me look dysfunctional.
The only thing stopping me from having sex with you in my parents jacuzzi bathtub is the knowledge that they've already had that idea themselves
Ok- my dad's ex-wife's Irish nephew. Weird if we fuck or not?
I smell like hot dogs and captain morgan it's 11:20 am what is my life
he keeps various drugs in his kitchen cupboard like groceries. that is my new life goal as an adult.
If its not for food we ain't going out.
I AM SMARTER THAN EVERY FUCKBOY WHO HAS EVER SWIPED LEFT ON ME
Did he at least walk u home
He offered. I dont like that shit. I want his dick not his presence on my walk home
Why is the floor coated in a 2 inch blanket of popcorn??
when I said eat the rich I didn't mean like that but here we are sucking that capitalist dick
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