He had some BAD nuttage
Nuttage?
It's like cleavage......... but different
I got drunk and threw up on a kid at the amusement park. I think they're pressing charges.
How do you get eyebrow wax out of your butthole region?
The fact that you aren't ashamed to ask that is the reason I will give you the answer. Under the sink there is a bottle of wax remover. Throw my waxing kit away as well.
The slutty girl scout law, revised for halloween 10: on my honor i will try, to serve my vagina and my shot glass. To hold back friends hair at all voming moments and to live by the sluttly girl scout law.
I got called a drunken housewife today in class. I'm proud, not many people can say they've achieved their life goals like I have by the time they turn 20
We were eating hotdog buns dipped in French onion dip in lawn chairs at 4am. That drunk
OK am i seriously the only one who thinks Cocaine Tuesdays is a bad idea?
hotdog in my bra and i still managed to score. Got a bit freaked when he tried to eat it though. I paid 3 bucks for that fucking hotdog.
Haha at least the one I have like that you can't tell we are completely drunk and you're about to kick a glass out of my hand in a fit of joy over pizza.
I have more sex toys than shoes - HOW AM I SINGLE?!?!?
When she says 'Polish hangover cure' she just means more vodka. Don't do it.
I'm only coming over if you have cocaine or a snickers bar
He caught a Pokemon on my head while I sucked him off. I think I need to marry him.
I think I had sex with a seagull last night. The window is open and there a feathers everywhere.
Hey bring in backup. its going to take a lot more beer than we think to fill up the water bed...
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