Blew in her face. She is Pissed. Yahtzee. As she brushes her teeth.
For the millionth time in his career, Brett Favre has screwed over the Vikings
I've had cake for breakfast the past 3 days. You tell me how bikini season is going.
She used the word "fragged" in proper context. tell me that's not bust-nut hot.
I told him id do anything with him and he said angry pirate? So I said okay. Never seeing him again.
What's an angry pirate?
You dont want to know. If someone offers say no. Never ever do the angry pirate. Ever.
omg his dad is hot
... I'm currently away at the moment. Leave a msg since I cannot express how much I can't help you stop ruining peoples lives.
Human centipede...with the teletubbies. That's what my nightmare had in it.
I don't even want to know.
I called you a cum goblin in my voicemail. I stand by it.
it was one of those unspoken contracts of silence like "I teach your daughter and you work at a strip club"...I don't tell if you don't
We were just getting out tux's at men's warehouse he pulled both of the fitting room girls. I dont think he should be getting married
Other than unclothed paranormal encounters, how has your day been
You're up at 3AM, right? I have a very important question.
You know the Wendy's on route 6, by Kohls? Do you know if it has a drive through?
Yes it does.
Just got my LSAT score...if you need me I'll be drunk in a ditch somewhere.
Just in case you forgot, you puked all over your boss house, pissed on his coffee table, and were then thrown out by his wife
This pandemic, it’s making everyone horny. I’ve got dick stashed all over town
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