Just did the walk of shame across state lines...milestone?
Just got roadhead while going 95. I came for a mile and a half.
It was ok at first, but now im getting freaked out by him jerking off to me doing yoga
Double fisting Gray Goose bottles. We've officially ruined her.
You don't even know the meaning of faking an orgasm until you sleep with an uncircumcised ginger.
Once you realized you couldn't finish the 30 you started walking down the street and leaving a beer in everyone's mailbox
It wasn't until i was on my knees with three dicks in my face that i thought it might be a bad idea
His apology was sex and a subway sandwich. Strangely, I'm okay with that.
Steve just broke his bong and some kid in an american flag bathing suit and no shirt just fell down the stairs. Its dangerous here
The camera shows a viking with a white mask, a creepy green guy, a gorilla, and a pumpkin throwing eggs and laundry detergent in his yard
OHHH and there was a Batman too.
Jk. Anyone who everbeers with me is my type.
I worked hard to give you that boner. No one else should get to enjoy it!
What's the address and code again...does anyone need anything and why is my viking helmet on the bed?
Good, be his mentor. Like a tiny gay Yoda.
I've officially dedicated my newly single life to making myself squirt.
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