eating raw peppers to burn the taste of semen out of my mouth
Part in the USA is on your top 25 most played on iTunes. you have NO RIGHT to judge me.
We pay for beer, you give birth. It's how the world works.
At dinner I grabbed his hand and he screamed "mom she just grabbed my penis" the proceeded to shove my hand down his pants! Hello Mr.Dick!
you have to give me like a days notice for these kinds of things, you cant just call at 9 am and expect me to be sober
I just had a vision of confetti exploding out of someone's vagina to the sound of air horns... I think that would be welcoming.
I like the way you think.
Naked Twister starts at high noon
I got pulled into the conversation by "she sleeps with everybody" then "she" involved sleeping with "cocks the size of a viva burrito"
You almost set me on fire last night.
You probably deserved it.
I know this is super early in advance but can I borrow your horse mask on 4/20
Like I don't care that he's a drug dealer, but I have a problem with his inefficient and ineffective business model.
Worst case scenario- he paid me for sex with meatloaf. There are worse thing, right? I mean at least is was good meatloaf.
Should I apologize for the loud sex I had in his living room? Because I'm not going to.
Definitely not.
I did not pay that kind of money so that It could be hidden. that bra needs to shine in glory so that it can be seen by the world.
I should've negotiated that before I sat on his face.
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