ha- omfg whatt the fuck is wrong w me. Alcohol+third cousins= bad decisions
I feel like your standards for women is like rent-a-centers standards for credit.
Hahhaha I literally just rolled outta bed and went to get beer in my pj's and slippers. God I love graduating
what the fuck is a social media consultant, who does she consult for, and how bad is she at it? her facebook account is currently hacked and posting ads for the ipad 2 on my newsfeed
Someone else needs to become the bad example in our group
But you wear shame so well
I cannot believe he got soft mid fuck. I just hope he bought that horrible impression you did of my dad. I love you though, you came in clutch tonight.
It was the least I could do after throwing up in your purse.
You pulled out a fucking recorder and started playing along with all the songs on your playlist and refused to hit the j
I am sleeping in the bathtub because my bed is too soft.
So yeah he had good weed?
you said you couldn't hang because you had to masturbate and feed your lizard
Thank you for trusting your ovaries to me
Whatever, ill dance on the bar at applebees, don't try and act like you're above it.
just found a picture from last night.
the one of you riding a horse with nothing but a bulletproof vest on?
uhm.... no?...
Keep two things coming: nudes and puppy pictures
And now, by the power vested in me by the state of intoxication, I now pronounce you fucking awesome.
Well you’re enrolled in an Ivy League grad school and I’m currently at a 2 star holiday inn in rural PA so who is really thriving here
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