I guess she didn't feel like it. There was hair all over it and everything
too bad they don't have a 'people you may be able to do' thing on facebook. it would save me a lot of fucking time.
I love how my brain works. It's like being on drugs without the costly upkeep.
I thought about farting is his face when he was going down on me last nite.
If i evwr doyble fist jack daniels and smirnoff again, i hereby give you permission to take them both away grom me and give me and give me a glass of wat
You picked up her frozen vom puddle and threw it like a frisbee.
I was gonna tell her, but there were too many tongues in my mouth
She's started this new thing where whenever she drives by random couples talking alone outside she yells "break up! this is your sign!"
We smoked a huge blunt and then laid in bed naked eating strawberry shortcake good humor bars. We have the perfect relationship.
guess who got crunk and thought it would be a good idea to give herself a pixie cut?
THOUGHT
Ick. That's not even the fun kind of punishment.
He brought me flowers and then spanked me with a Doctor Who paddle. Pretty good night, as these things go.
Awwwwwww!
how do i act around someone who's shoes i puked in while naked and blackout?
I could have sworn that I went home last night... but judging from the couch I just woke up on, apparently not.
I've never sung with balls in my mouth
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