I just ate 10 fun sized 3 musakteers.. I'm pretty sure I'm about to start my period.
Talk to you next week
Once you see the odd facial expressions and noises a guy makes while he is furiously beating off on top of you, it kind of puts things into perspective.
new midget porn idea. Wizard of Jizz: Munchkins Revenge
Im drunk with people I love less than you. fix it.
Is YOLO really just a socially acceptable way to say you enjoy putting things up your nose?
He kept checkin to make sure you were still alive after you passed out on his bed, After like the 4th time he walked back in there you were naked on his bed eating an apple, claiming he needed to be the Adam to your Eve..That drunk..
There's a drag queen here that reminds me strongly of you. You should try crossdressing.
Would "deck the halls with penises " be an appropriate event title? I know peni is the plural but flow of the tongue as well
He did a line of coke off my stomach then flipped me over and smacked my ass. Then, while he was talking dirty to me, he told me he wanted to hire someone to clean my room. And that's when he lost his boner. Life is so hard.
I took a yellow and pink pill, all of a sudden my sex drive is back, and for some reason all I wanna do is fuck Amish dudes
Good God, I miss doing unknown drugs with you.
Do you think casino weekend will remind us once again that we in fact are not mature enough to be this old?
There's weed in my toothpaste. Explain.
how come you came home with "Amanda owns this" written on your forhead
THERE ARE SO MANY HOT DADS AT WHOLE FOODS
I'm studying. I have a really exciting life lol
It's hard to say that sarcastically after having sex in a movie theater
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