love makes seman taste better
oh well at that point I was already depressed with life because I had watched the bratz movie.
Using what I learned in my global terrorism class last semester to sneak booze onto my cruise. thanks college.
He let me keep his flannel as a "good job" for the great head I gave him.
I got a letter from the home owners association saying its against policy to have sex on the trampoline.
i keep seeing little orange spots im starting to freak out
you tried mixing adderall in your visine last night..
I mean I just feel if I'm not being fat and lazy then I'm not really being myself
I walked so much yesterday and I was like holy fuck I need to do some cardio apart from sex cause this is ridic
Tell me not to drink and get on ladders. I think I need the reminder.. I'm clumsy enough sober.
He was like 120 lbs and 20 of that was penis
My liver can't handle being unemployed!
So now I'm just going to brush my teeth, get high, and go to sleep. Like an adult
Wtf can everyone stop fucking in my grandma's bed? This is like the third time
He just stopped in the middle of undressing for sex to dip his slice of pizza in ranch. I think I’m in love.
I'm pretty sure my calc professer is on coke. He's just too excited for this to be an 8am class.
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