47 days without vaginal penetration. Im pretty sure it's grown over.
Do you realize that if your cunt was a missing person it would be assumed dead?
She's allergic to latex.
Lucky bastard.
I just saw her punch a kid in the face.. i always knew she was the girl for me.
His fingers had 12 years of piano lessons behind them. my ex has been put to shame by a finger
So last week was the 4th time a girl cried after sex. I'm seriously doing something wrong
You do resemble something that has been used as a chew toy.
have to get expensive furniture. after that study abroad now at least six things at ikea are named after guys i slept with
Well you were hungry, by then you cried and called yourself a basic bitch for eating crackers
I thought I would be a proper lady and put my spare panties in a ziplock
we are not taking body shots with the irish cream
I lost Mario kart three times but I got laid so it wasn't the WORST night I've ever had.
Come camping we have xanax and steaks
If you're signed up as "sober sister" can you do cocaine or nah
I woke up spooning with two strangers on Saturday morning... I felt like a sexual sandwich
Hey, I'm sleeping in your car...lol just knock on the window in the morning
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