I learned much from the teen babysitter: I can light a cigarette in a microwave.
I thought she was mad at me, but then we did a pose off and I realized we're friends for life
dude i've broken up a marriage, I think I can handle a simple engagement.
I don't remember anything other than how good it felt when I peed my pants.
He just kept yelling "body massage machine go" at random intervals throughout the night
and she is using the paper towels as a pillow... but you know what? i've done that too.. so u can really tell we are sisters.
I'm more concerned with the fact that he was UNconcerned that live poultry could peck him in the nutsack @ any moment of sex
be warned: you might find a baby hampster in my bra
I felt guilty, it was so good!
Guilty? Oh great, I give the Jewish mother-in-law of blowjobs.
By the way, just opened the browser on my phone for the first time today... And it was it the "images" section of "who invented ass fucking"
So thanks for that
I'm also sorry that I ate your chicken sandwich while you were throwing up....
Tip of the day: Don't Amazon vibrators when your WHOLE FAMILY uses your prime account. There's dildo after dildo showing up in my "Related to Items You've Viewed" category on the home page.
While he was going down town Julie brown, I was eating French fries. True Love
On another note, I almost lost one side of my fake butt. Dancing the wobble with the fake butt isn't recommend.
i can believe you didnt get any, i was wing-girling the shit out of him
all you did was repeatedly scream GET IT IN
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