i cant decide if i should go fuck j*** or keep watching real genius
Princeton has an emergency contraception worldwide website. It is in moments like these that I love my university
Don't really want to talk about it. You were right. She had a whole jar of toenail clippings on her nightstand that she chews on "when her fingernails are too short." Direct quote.
all i wanna do is slam about 38 beers eat a whole pizza and wake up naked in the taco bell parking lot
I wish I could donate my sober boners to my whiskey dick
It never fails.. every time I have a dick in my mouth he calls me.
The guy is drinking 5 bottles of beer in a juice pitcher. Fucking amazing.
My ex came to my place while I was gone. Random things he took: snow shoes, my laundry quarters, a decorative picture, all my condiments, the container that held my rice and a sticker off my wallet. Then left a note saying he watered my plants and fed my cats. What. The. Fuck.
Its only fair we share our golden vaginas with the world. It would be selfish if we didn't.
He just remixed a spongebob song with 2 chainz..... Clearly I love him
I took her to the bar and boom. All of my past slump busters were there. Shes cool enough to know what that means and said she was afraid they'd eat her so we left.
I was told that I need a reference for my blow job skills. Be expecting a phone call tomorrow.
I like to send nudes ok? If that's my biggest flaw I think I'm ok
The fact our science teacher from high school was buying us drinks and hitting on me doesn't matter.
Theres a free llama on craigslist. Are you in or are you in?
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