My new years resolution is to be alive new years morning
I left my toothbrush at her house. This is getting way too serious for me.
I feel like a really awesome person when i have to check my roof for things i've lost
He gave me his number and said the usual call whenever you need someone but then was like... or just call me.
You would pick up a guy in AA.
Its time to go balls to the wall to get any good D during these last few weeks of college.
I need to get a life, I am either crying at every glee episode or just wanting to blow rails off photos of us
Me. blonde. Sex. Dance floor.
At one point during xmas dinner my whole family was double fisting. It was like thats how I learned to drink moment
And that's why we do second round interviews for possible roommates.
Btw. U, me, male strippers, beer. Gonna happen. We could totally get TNT from like u know TNT places
He said that I looked like a "ghost had crawled up into my vagina and died"..so yeah, I'd say the hangover was noticeable.
So... I woke up on a bench with a honey bun on my chest.
Did you take the full box of samoas or do I not remember getting baked and eating half a box by myself?
He used the ring emoji and we've gone out four times. What is my life.
Hot guy next to me on the flight lives near my grandparents. There’s a 100% chance I end up drunk and naked in his hot tub
Happy Thanksgiving to me!!!
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