my penis was classy and tasteful, i don't know what her problem was.
If a girl is wearing Ed Hardy from head to toe, does that make her a douchebagette?
does he have a tent? the camping kind not the boner kind.
PS Can you transmit a UTI to a sexual partner? I tried to ask, but the doctor just told me to abstain (sup Bristol) for my own good w/o answering
Would we rather be in rehab with the drug addicts or the girls with low self esteem?
The stoners next door have their couch on the sidewalk again, shirtless, soaking their feet in a baby pool and listening to loud ukulele music. I want their life.
He said hes taking shrooms and watching jurassic park so we're making a t-rex costume
we need ur ladder
I'm up to 9 pic of different guys. I need 4 more boys and each one of the 13 to submit 3 additional pics. I wanna make a penis deck of cards.
The last thing I remember is trying to split my bridesmaid dress down the back like the incredible hulk.
and you succeeded.
Call me old fashioned but i like to drunk dial a girl 2 or 3 times before sending a dick pic
Her cat was breathing in my ear all night, like that kid from Hey Arnold.
I knew I no longer wanted to bone him when he put the Grease soundtrack on as "mood music", no guy looks attractive singing and dancing to greased lightning naked.
I don't even know if he's actually hot or just hot because he plays hockey..
You did not just say that.
whered you go
woke up in a ditch, shat infront of a little league game, slept in her stairway...i need to come here more often
You know those times when you're sitting down for a while and r like damn I'm sober but then stand up and r like WOAH HOLD UP.
Randomize
