You made me cry and you don't even care
used his ipod to set the mood...1st song was livin on a prayr 2nd song was disco stick
i expected more from guys that i meet at the jersey shore.
They need to add a relationship status option on fb that says "having the baby of..."
I've been thinking about it and if we ever have a threesome it'll start off with us clothed solely in our matching fur vests
Drinking vodka straight out of a beer bottle because I don't want to be judged. Not my best idea and not my worst.
Successfully masturbated while balancing on an exercise ball. my greatest accomplishment?
Probably
There is a glee sing along. It's on random and they know them all. Like, the specific glee timings and pauses. I need to leave. I need to escape
During your work shift I was either: a) stoned. b) high. c)stoned. or d) high.
I like how my motivation to lose weight is so I can wear a nude bikini and get covered in body paint for the tribal party. Priorities.
I try not to have friends with attractive fathers, it only brings my morals down.
Just figured out my hair is long enough to tie my wrists together. . .get over here NOW!
I've come to the conclusion, I should prob have at least 20 hr supervision. I would say 24, but I'm guaranteed to pass out for at least 4 hrs a day
Do I masturbate or eat a pound of matazah. Alissa help what do I do??
Just stopped at a cross walk because the light turned red 3 streets down. I'm way too high.
He just took off his shirt. I'll text you later.
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