And she was only 16?
You say that like it's a bad thing.
He dyes his hair, fake tans and lies constantly. What did you really expect from him?
A better fuck for starters.
she was sure she was an eel. She spent 40 minutes sliterhing on the floor to get to her room
I told him I was prego. He asked coul we do it without a condom now since I cldn't get any pregnanter. What an a-hole.
I really need to stop carrying a flask around with me in my backpack at school..
Aren't you in 8th grade?
9th, but that's not the point.
just brushed my teeth with a bottle of jack. ew. not all it's hyped up to be.
I wanna get FUCKED up and fail the piss test at my eval so they send me to detox and give me suboxone... Is that bad?
the guy at the pet shop just had an eye seizure while looking at my chest
Periouds do not concern me. Biploogival needs are buological needs.
You guys can't keep having sex with them and cleaning their house! They're never going to take you seriously!
I should know better than to trust a man I've seen cry on multiple occasions to give me accurate sports information.
If you take a post shower shit just get back in bed. You're better off starting your whole morning all over again.
At tuba camp, the pickings are slim. It's like being the tallest midget.
no one ever believes me when I try explaining to them that your straight. I'm all like, "yeah that's his girlfriends dress he's stretching out"
He tried to brush a hair off my cheek, but turns out it was just a freakishly long chin hair. So no, we didn't bang.
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