we're chasing vodka with high fives
there comes a time in a mans life when you ask yourself, will i fake love for blowjobs? and the answer is always yes
just went back to the bar and asked if they found a shoe last night.
All I'm saying is that whoever owned the wheelchair clearly didn't need it or they wouldn't have been able to leave it there
Some people dream of being astronauts others dream of having genitalia that shines like Edward Cullen in the sun
If fixing it is ignoring it, and getting naked. Then yes we fixed it.
He was leaving the restaurant I was going to as I was parking. I didn't want to scream, "hey, didn't I jerk you off?" Out of my window at 10 am
You don't have issues. You're a consenting adult having sex at work. Go you.
Just so were clear your wife is cut off from my dick.
Do they still have sex clubs in San Francisco? Because that'd be an interesting way to spend Easter.
My tits became the mascot for the SAE house last night.
Let he who has not made drunken spaghetti at 3 a.m. cast the first stone.
Charging my vibrator at work. Pray to god I don't forget it!!!
I was not drunk enough for that final.
Good, but still not as good as the guy I banged in the ball crawl
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