all she kept saying was "harder" "mayo" and "who are you"
He puked at the bar then immediately procceded to slip in it, they loaded him up into a wheelchair, then the staff and myself walked him outside, all the while never having to pay for our tab. SO using this strategy again
Her mom walked into the garage as we were smoking a kush blunt with sombreros on.
Well I sent him a pic of my vagina and sent back a pic of his puppy....so there's that
We had 15 min before last call. Exact quote "let's see how drunk we can get."
I still have way too many Frat houses to get blackout drunk at before I'm get in any type of relationship
It feels like New Years Day all over again...me trying desperately not to throw up in the backseat & mom and dad blissfully unaware in the front
Hahaha I can already see the arrest warrants. It's gonna be beautiful. I'll get them framed.
He was nothing but deer-caught-in-headlight eyes and dick, it was adorable
The CEO is puking on the sidewalk and the HR director just offered me coke. Engineers have the best parties
I did wake up to a random meat and cheese plate next to my bed, that was a thrill.
Never doubt me. I am drunk and unstoppable and I will finish this book
I will be the DD but everyone has to call me Mistress
Wtf. So apparently this 5 star establishment doesn't allow strip putt putt in the parking lot. We all just got kicked out of our rooms.
You could cut the tension with my nipples.
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