I wanna crawl in your skin and have dreams about Bobby Kennedy tonight.
The two bassists just totally made out. I NEED MENNA'S RIGHT now.
I can make a handprint turkey for extra credit in history. I feel like the word college should be in quotes on the school letterhead.
Olympics start in one day, that gives us 24hrs to think of gold medal worthy drinking games
And we hooked up in the carwash. I told you our creative juices were flowing today.
I went to class with the sex aroma on me. The hot sun doesn't help much.
Welcome to the first annual slutathon and let the men be ever in our favor
Yeah, you're right, it's a conspiracy against you. This small tight knit group of people who don't like assholes.
2nd year in a row being a arrested before school starts...tradition at its finest
Oh, cold wet seat on the 48! Are you piss? Are you the sweaty ass leavings of an obese person? Are you the spilled King Cobra from the night before? I do not know! I dare not smell to find out... Pants ruined...
I just found a contact in my phone named "Sam 'it Won't Fit' Wilson". No clue when or where it came from....
I'm gonna eat you out. But for science
Once again, your first date sounds like something of an epic. Odysseus' Quest for Fourth Base.
You could at least care enough to fake an orgasm for me.
We hotboxed his bathroom. going to be a good night
Hotbox went wrong - smoke sets off fire alarm. Firefighters coming
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