It wasn't long before I skipped the martini glass and went straight to drinking from the shaker.
I like you better when you drink
I like you better when I drink too
I don't know how I got that girl last night. I feel like seal right now sans the scars
Should I go home with him even though I know my Run DMC undies have skid marks on them?
She refered to her bed as the "cockpit"....I understand that this morning.
I was just counting ceiling tiles when he ate me out, it was that bad.
I still have way too many Frat houses to get blackout drunk at before I'm get in any type of relationship
Do not shit in our house. There is no TP. I am walking to get more, if I do not return, I have probably died of dysentery after my last wagon wheel got stuck in a gulch. Tell Martha and Lou Ann that I love them, and that I passed away doing the Lord's work.
It was a book called Gay Safari.
I'm so happy for you now that you have found your perfect porn novel.
I don't think I'm allowed to have Burger King. What if i just chew for taste and not actually consume. Like a wine connoisseur for fast food
I guess I can give it a shot. I usually just get belligerently drunk and go where my penis and feet lead me. No fights or getting too lost, so they seem to be doing a good job
As the cops are taking us away I see the strippers taking our DD backstage.
Me and some girl at the bar just high fived for not wearing bras
Almost gave the delivery guy a 34 dollar tip. That high
Sexual side note: sushi and cum do not mix well. That is all.
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