i guess. but if i can salvage this and still somehow see you naked i feel like that's a win
all the douches that like ed hardy are the same douches that were obsessed with lisa frank
i used baking grease as lip gloss
her sex was completely horrible but her weed was great. imma ask her out again
His idea of a compliment is: 'you're cuter than your friend. If you both wanted a 3way I'd do it,but I'd pay more attention to you.'
My date keeps hitting on your friend. Had no expectations, but not a real confidence booster.
I realize it truly is impossible to burrow under the grass like a mole. Let's not drink for at least another 3 days.
PLAN B IS EXPENSIVE ON A $50 A WEEK BUDGET.
You are my mentor.
I drank wine out of a protein shake bottle last night. You may want to rethink that statement.
I snapchatted him nudes and he didn't screenshot a single one of them because he's a gentleman.
Just had sex in the room next to my parents. Heading back to school ASAP.
My brother is chasing tequila with vodka. Not sure how it will turn out, but I like his style.
of fours songebofy did dknt stop believing
how legible are my texts
It was like sex on an active volcano surrounded by the night sky and bloodhounds. And by that I mean it was nice.
I woke up using a beer can as a pillow. successful party?
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