My cock was attacked by outdoor plants
just watched her puke in her purse and put it back on the bar. then half hour later put her hand in her bag to get a pen to give me her number. I bet she is game for anything
he said he doesnt sext because the government can tap that kind of shit too. no boobie pics for him.
the worst part is we had a camera rolling
Did his mom notice it when she saw u guys?
Yes.
I have to watch that.
Honestly, I don't care whether it was a guy or a girl. Best blowjob ever.
i walked in on you eating. you had the fridge wide open and you were rotating between steak and handfuls of captain crunch.
The barista asked if I wanted my drink wet or dry, but all that came to mind was farts. You have ruined me.
Dude. 21 days till I'm 21. It's the 21 day countdown. The 25 days of Christmas can suck my dick.
Is it sad that i just saw my moms thumb on the table & i instinctively put mine down cuz i thought she was thumbmaster?
Bathroom attendant appreciated that hug I have him as a tip. Fucking BROKE these days.
My mom got me high and then dropped me off at a church.
I've abandoned trying to find a logical explanation of your life.
We celebrated International Women's Day by spending $700 and taking our tops off at the strip club
The boys offered to pay but we went halfs because we're feminists
He's on the floor in just a Burberry tie. All my girl parts just tapped out.
I just walked out topless, stared his brother straight in the eye, and ate all the rest of their cookie dough.
He was awesome with her today. I can't say that it didn't make my Fallopian tubes sing "The Hills Are Alive."
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