I was hooking up with him in my car, he wouldn't stop with my nipples, I had to literally beat him off of me. He kept groaning too while he was doing it. Sick.
Mommy issues
I took off my bra and money fell out...how crazy was I tonight?
Alex, there's no such thing as a fancy sex store.
i just got fired from my job because i was "too smart" and my immedate response was i am WAY too stoned to be considered smart, and theni walked out the door.
wow. i have no words.
using my metrocard to split lines. it says optimism on the back. i am optimistic that you will appear at my door and help me finish all these drugs.
i wish there was a 'silent except for booty calls' volume level on my phone
Sorry about last night..I didnt realize how drunk you were and when I closed the door it caused you to slam into the mirror...you'll probably piece together the puzzle when you read this and see your hand.
maybe next time you shouldn't be drinking alone watching intervention at 3 am and no one would think you needed an intervention.
even the AIR tastes like tequila.
Did i actually sleep there? Or did i just get sand everywhere?
I puked in a solo cup and then offered it to him. So yeah, it was a rough night.
Awkward sister question: which game of thrones female left would you fuck?
I love how you sexted me before you told me happy birthday. Thank you.
Best sex of my life. But I think it's because I like his apartment. Really nice bed sheets. High vaulted ceilings. I wanted to lay there forever.
You're getting old. Was it located in a nice school district for your future offspring?
I just gave my boss a blowjob. underneath his desk at work. that promotion is mine!
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