I woke up with a picture of my dick as my background. still wondering if it was a good night or not.
I just figured out that you can toast a marshmallow with a butter knife and a cigarette lighter. I'm like a retarded Mister Wizard
Chapter 6 - how to lose your underwear in chicago
I can taunt you with whatever I want. Like batman and sex.
This 35 year old just told me that he was headed to the dance floor and it was about to get real dangerous......was that an invite?
i've written a new chapter in the saga of unexpected dongs
YOU BETTER NOT BE SHAVING YOUR LEGS RIGHT NOW IM TRYING TO HELP YOU
Should I get the rainbow boxer breifs???
As your boyfriend, this is a level of gay that even I can't handle.
I feel like you can't break up with someone on 420. It's against stoner code
He's a 30 yr old man who voluntarily goes by Stevie and his job title is "Jumbotron Operator". There's a 97.5% chance he lives in his mom's basement. STOP THIS NOW!!!
NO HE PUT HIS HAND IN HIS PANTS BEFORE HE TOUCHED THE BONG.
ILLEGAL
I'm sorry for getting drunk and throwing a robo-bird at you.
How is it possible for someone who gets so many dick picks sent to her, to be experiencing such a complete and utter lack of dick IRL.
I'm trying to drink up the confidence to run in public.
Can you pay somone's bail with a credit card or just cash? I feel like you would know this.
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