my night went downhill once I lost my bikershorts. EAWSSSSYY ACCESS
Why is there a shirtless guy in Walgreens and why is he probably looking for the same thing I am?
i don't remember it, but i know we had sex because my stuffed animals were facing the wall
i finally watched harry potter... a tad unrealistic if you ask me... i mean a ginger kid with 2 friends?
She's "scared" of blowjobs, so she just played with it for a while.
If I die on my trip, you're my chosen person. Nightstand-vibrators. Computer-iphoto naked pictures. I hope you feel honored.
Also, new rule: You are no longer allowed to send me a text with the word "dildo" in it before 10am.
Can you pinpoint the moment you decided it was acceptable to trade blow jobs for beers or was it a gradual slide?
czant get you from the arport. sry i found the rum. dan sucks at rumpong jusrt so yo knoqw.
I just stood on my roof naked pouring vodka onto my garden. sweet dreams
But the guy you're fucking should not be within ten pounds of your weight when you're five fucking feet tall and he's 6'2". That's all I'm saying.
You're a waste of cheezeits
I woke up on a navy base in a different time zone. I'm never leaving tallahassee again.
So how did it go?
I'm not sure if it was all the eggnog or all the alcohol, but hosting an eggnog pong tournament was a mistake.
I just had sex in the footy bunny pajamas my mom bought me for christmas. Tis the season
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