You're my little dorito
She wanted to watch a Baby Einstein DVD while we fucked. I'm pretty open minded but that felt a little creepy.
Is King's over? Or do I still have to say 'On Matt's cock' at the end of every sentence on matt's cock?
Tonight we are playing Scuba-Keg. Getting keg now. I'll explain when i get home.
They just yellow carded someone for spilling a drink because it was a party foul. Love germans.
I could be wrong, but im pretty sure i jumped off the roof after my lighter.
The assistant vp has a bottle of wine on his desk & I have a feeling my boobs will be making an appearance today.
This is stressing me out. I feel like I need to eat the dick.
when the song champagne showers came on you poured some kids beer over his head... while giving him a lap dance
Just puked in my hallway. Good start to a great night
So maybe I got drunk and hooked up with him in a hot tub? I mean that's nothing to be ashamed of, that kind of takes talent. I'd drown.
i'm not saying you're gay. i'm just saying all my gay friends think you have a great ass.
When my mom found out he was a high school drop out she was like "seriously? Can we raise the bar a little higher next time kels?" So my moms pretty cool
Well sure, my hetero side is thrilled, but my gay side is soooo judging
I think you're literally the first guy to ever pick up a chick from pinterest.
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