No I'm not okay I had a crush on the singer of Tokio Hotel for four months and now you tell me he's a dude?
so the last visual we have of him for the next 87 weeks is him outside on the ground rolling around yelling I HATE BLOWJOBS
He called me while he was having sex and asked if I wanted to go get mcdonalds
3 for 3 on getting girls who say "yolo" at the bar to have anal. Not the motto I live by, but it has changed my life.
Erry day erry day!
I found my hair extensions. They were in my hamper.
soon, soon....
I don't believe you anymore. You're like the boy who cried coitus.....
His and hers buttplugs were a resounding success. Tru luv
I've never seen a dude bust out of his jacket and rock an air banjo like u
I don't care how much you're grieving a loss, masturbating off the side of a roof is not acceptable mourning behavior.
Will it make you feel better if we wear the title of dysfunctional fucking roommates? It requires monogamy unless we want to bang someone together.
good news: smoking weed at school again, quality of life has improved drastically
We made out and he didn't grope me. I liked it. I felt like I was innocent again.
Woke up eating a pickle on the bathroom floor this morning in some random guys sweat pants.
Come over. Bring cocaine. And my t shirt with the dolphin on it.
Had a dream I was doing scat with Caroline. I need to lay off the cheese at night
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