we made out on top of his cat.
remember the good old days of high school when a half gal would last for more than a nite
They're sharing a mixed drink at a bar with straws...its like a disney movie with booze
Bad idea. College students cannot afford both alcohol and a cat. Unless said cat is irish, and can feed itself with fifths of whisky.
apparently i saved myself a memo last night titled "cake" and all it says is "i love it so much"
Contents of my pockets this morning: phone, condom, one hoop earring, half a cheeseburger, lighter and a $87 receipt from tacobell. Time for work.
I would feel bad sleeping with her unless all of her personalities were on board with it.
I paused mid sex to tell him I wished I'd taken up barrel racing so I could ride better.
It's surprise blowjob week. You should be excited.
Let's just say after this weekend I'm known as Shameous the Irish bar fighter.
Nope if you can't be there for me emotionally, then my vagina can't be there for you physically. That's my rule.
My neck kind of hurts. I think from sleeping on the concrete.
This hangover is what we deserve after that level of debauchery.
But I am still fully ok with my life choices as long as the consequences aren't onesies and pacifiers
We have been dating for 5 months. I'm friends with his sister. Yet my number in his phone is still saved as "hot bartender"
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