Well douche your snatch and let's go!
Trust me, I wear more condoms than socks. I wouldn't risk infecting my cock. It's my livelyhood.
normal stoners make pot brownies. gay stoners make pot chocolate covered cherries on a cinnamon graham cracker crust which by the way are very effective.
i only shaved half my leg
on purpose
We have had massive layoffs this year, yet the guy who cant flush his shit seems to still have a job
It was like a spaceship landed and 1000s of hipsters filled up the park
...She just said, "We've been blessed with good drugs lately."
DDing is such a bittersweet job, just got the entire history of this girls hookup career
Peeing off the roof of a motel lighting a cigar with matches and speaking fluent spanish with a chilen exchange student...how do iget into these situations?
All I want is to send a text that says "i slept with someone while wearing nothing but purple argyle socks this weekend." But the only person i would send that to is you. But you already know. Because they were your socks.
Just had a VERY VIVID visualization of wrapping a pizza around my cock and fucking its brains out. Soooooo less weed more dates?
He was very considerate of my needs, he offered me pizza before and after.
How fast can you get here?\nI need to ride your cock into the sunset.
I was playing 'If You Had To Fuck One or Die' with the old composite pictures with a guy in the bathroom line. They were all pretty ugly so I go "You can tell this is a lower tier frat"......turns out the guy was a brother
Come on baby if you haven't had a Charleston chew eatin out of your ass you just ain't livin right.
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