Its ok relax. i can tell ur gonna start raggin. talk 2 u next week
Is there some kind of disinfectant spray people use? Why would anyone want to eat ass??
I imagine anything that isn't a dilldo attached to a jackhammer, powered by a generator won't be amazing enough for you
Yo. I have a shitload of cardboard. We have to build a smoke hut in the smoke room with a tunnel connected to a cat house. This way the kitty can join us whenever she pleases
There were gay boys and a jukebox. It was like god wanted me to.
if things do not go as planned you should see me walking down I81 blindfolded and pantless
Yes stubble LOOKS hot but factor in his shitty bj skills and I might as well have jacked off with apricot scrub
Our lady landlord called. Dot worry, I handled it. Drunk. Tell her it was Nate. Done. Good. Bye. Drunk.
As a heterosexual male nursing student, the odds are ever in my favor. My first semester has basically been The Horny Games. I've killed almost all of the competitors at this point.
as much as I don't like snorting drugs, I would totally be fine with someone doing a line off my ass. that's just a whole new up
I'm spring cleaning all of the fuck boys out of my life.
I was giving him a blowjob but we had to stop because he started crying when his cat walked in and started staring at us
Did you send me a cake saying 'Happy 1st One-Night Stand Ever'?
I have 35 pounds of pennies. Need any?
You need to stop showing people the things i drunk-text to you... i have a reputation to uphold here
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