the red, white, and blue power rangers were all also in the porn buisness, good bye childhood
he came within less than a minute of me blowing him. this was our second night hanging out in a row. for an almost 30 year old italian man, he is NOT living up to his country's reputation
wow, you never really realize how many muscles you have in your crotch until you pull them all.
you put your hands over the taxi driver's eyes and shouted GUESS THE WAY TO THE CLUB
And then he said "if you were planning on bird feeding me that's not ok"
It's a drunk scavenger hunt.
Everything on the list counts for double points if done naked.
For my birthday I want you to get me in bed with Donald Trump. That is all. You have 3 months
Would giving a bouquet of flowers to my mother be a good way to say, "sorry you walked in on my boyfriend eating me out"?
New low. I just threw up in the shower at 4pm. Nothing like leaving behind my 20s with class.
Also, we found a geriatric Snoop Lion.
Going to put that on my resume. "Only accidentally snapchatted my titties to all of my friends once."
Her blow jobs are legen wait for it seriously like 9 people I know brag about them dary
I miss seeing you
i hope for the sake of your safety you were not with your girlfriend while sending texts like that at 3 am
Do you think Root Touch Up or Just for Men would work better on pubes?
Hey, sorry I choked you last night... I was just really excited to see you.
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