I ahte it when I peed a little on my shews. I got a litll bit on the automen in your room too.:/
Tracy!! I don't have an ottoman in my room.
Ohhh....do you have a dog shaped liek un automan?
The bar is so dead the tender gave us free shots for staying. They mixed 2pac and phil collins. That's worth at least three shots.
I just masturbated into a dress sock. I feel fancy
i can't sleep with him. he has a scrapbook from the girl he lost his virginity to.
I can't help but be optimistic. I'm like a ball of slutty sunshine.
It's sad that the best source of heat that I have is my vaporizer.
I'm sure it was awkward. I've never had a professor expose parts of them to me before.
oh my god. were standing in the kitchen and were chanting "EYEBROWS" and shaving peoples eyebrows. I have work tomorrow and want to keep my eyebrows.
Look if 10 am was too early to go barrel tasting the winery would not be open.
You know, you have a good excuse now if you have a poor performance. Just say "what do you expect? I took a paintball to the DICK!!"
I'm gonna call it the Reunion Tour. Hooked up with two different ex girlfriends in one day...
I didn't know White Castle was open when your sober.
I hate to be the bearer of bad news, but yours is no longer the biggest penis I've seen. It is however, still the prettiest.
Um so I might have accidentally on accident maybe blew up the bottom half of your truck...
There’s so much sex at the hospital I’m beginning to think scrubs were invented to make duty booty easier
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