I don't know which is worse: knowing all the free porn websites, or knowing which days they update their free porn.
Just saw Youth in Revolt. There are only so many times Michael Cera can lose his virginity.
Do you think it'll be awkward standing up at their wedding knowing I've slept with both the bride and the groom?
He keeps whispering to me that he can't wait to tie my hands up with my wig?
I'll call it a relationship when I stop masturbating after he goes to sleep
Maybe I should forgo underwear.
This is a family BBQ no?
MASS TEXT! MASS TEXT! Your sad horny friend has finally gotten it in and can go back to being normal once again. You're welcome.
There's not an emojicons for I think I ripped my asshole and want to die.
Don't. You get on the 18 year old. I'll get on the 38 year old. Together we will bridge 2 decades of cock.
Just saw a dude take a shot in the parking lot in his car. Too early in the semester for that
i gotta stop hooking up with people just to get to their dogs
There's a dude wearing a banana suit at the house across the street....
it’s about to be september and all i keep thinking is what if i go (another) full calendar year without having sex?
I’ve wanted to home wreck him since their wedding. It was a dream come true
I blame her lesbian super powers of coercion.
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