I bet they all look and smell like Amy Winehouse
Scared. last time someone tried to talk me into they said it tastes like tapioca and i projectiled onto a closed window
the real housewives reunion is on...i wanna see if danielle can look any more surprised than the facelift allows
i wanna see dina punch her face back to normal
Then all the boys were saying that they were amazed at how much i could smoke...i'm so proud of myself
based on the size of her vibrator, i'm going to be a huge disappointment
I have beard burns on my inner thighs. I'd say last night went pretty well.
Like reprimanding the wall for "sneaking up on me" drunk
I'm the only kid serving jury duty. And I'm the only one who may walk out of here in handcuffs for a warrant. I'm enabling these people to doubt America's youth once again.
do you think you could subtly ask him about the dimensions of his penis?
boobs and vodka. thats all i can remember, finals week needs to stop ending like this..
it's not like i was drunk to the point of NEEDING help...i just wanted someone to offer to hold my hair or something.
She kept telling me to calm down. I was on the floor with my eyes shut, not moving. In levels of calm I was one step above coma patient
Hey, you gotta think, is this REALLY the penis you wanna see for the rest of your life? THINK!
Ohmygod. I don't know if I can explain how great it'll be. I hope you don't mind Subaru sex
My moral compass cannot be waived by two measly bloody Mary's
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