left comments onEVRY SINGLE1of my posts n status updates.Im done dating freshmen
while we were having sex she stopped and said, "god is always watching". Then she started again with no other words said. We were fucked up.
i wish the dell website had a "did you drink an entire bottle of rum and stepped on your laptop which shattered the screen this weekend and would like to know how to fix it without your parents finding out FAST?" link on their homepage.. i can't be the only one
We're cuddling on the couch that me and his brother had sex on...this feels wrong
He just asked me to pee through my panties while he watched. I might need more tequila for this one.
I am VERY upset that you called my fiesta a waste of time.
No sexy Asian girl. No comfy bed. I'm just gonna lie here in the hall next to the garbage can until someone comes home.
Let's discuss options later this evening. I'll draw out said options and compare and contrast the "accessibility" of the costume for quickies. Because you never know. Halloween is full of surprises. I'll also compare practicality, level of skank, and creative features.
Operation: sleep in every bed at the boys' house is nearing completion. Now at 5/9. I AM GOLDILOCKS AND NO ONE CAN STOP ME
I feel as though sleeping all day due to the effects of prescription painkillers paid for by union insurance made this the most American day ever for me
Definitely just found that pen in the microwave. What the fuck.
I just googled, "how to do boob makeup" thats the kind of night I wanna have.
sorry like um she made me hold her puke bag while she peed in front of me is that better
It was literally 8 o'clock in the morning. His horniness knows no bounds.
I don't want my liquor store dad to judge me...
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