I must be too annoying 4 u.
If she sees it and stops hooking up w/ me then you owe me
know what turns me on? long, stringy hair on a pasty looking girl with an overstuffed backpack and kneepads over her jeans in case she falls off her scooter
your less of a man for seeing that
and then you made a playlist that was just "party in the usa" on repeat...
So this shipmate of mine somehow managed to throw up in his back pocket.
ugh he was not leaving in the morning so i tried to scare him by crying and saying i wasnt ready to lose my virginity.
My birthday was already very memorable but her punching me in the face put it over the top. I love being 25 and still not giving a fuck.
Oh damn. God have mercy on everything w a dick in a ten mile radius.
Exactly. Some of us want to get married. And some of us want to wear sombreros and do cocaine. To each their own.
The problem with Wednesday evening drinking is that no gets to my level. It's like like a one man party. But it's a goood party.
I'm sure we could make a ball of yarn and a nickel into a drinking game
Dinner was cheetos vodka and whiskey. This is what happens when even your booty call breaks up with you.
I re-seduced my fuck buddy...must be the luck of the Irish!
go for it girl, the world is ur dick oyster
Is it just me or is it like a girl gets married and all of a sudden she’s a “blogger”?
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